An alien crashing landing? Not in this case.
Time to burn it.
Looking for some quick laughs? We've got you covered.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Sperm: They don't make 'em like they used to.
Do we finally have the answer?
Set fire to it all.
Save yourself!
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Want to see naked folks? It's going to cost you.