You damn kids and your rap music and no babies.
Said no porn star ever.
Saving the world one pizza and pothole at a time.
It really all depends on how deep you need this relationship to go.
You'll probably want to make out with somebody else.
If you start the morning off with funny photos, at the bare minimum, your day will have a good start.…
Pinching one off for getting cut off seems rather inappropriate.
Mondays rot, but there’s an easy way to turn them around. They’re called funny photos, and they’re all over the…
It's a DOUBLE dare.
"We're getting a new roof!"