The only thing left to live for.
The most regrettable sex tape of all time.
Nice try, ladies.
The best possible way to spend five minutes of your time.
He lost his life, but not the support of his constituency.
We hope this doesn't result in any unsafe sex.
Nothing guarantees a return customer like Nicolas Cage.
Drunk texts from mom are always entertaining.
The perfect cure for your case of the Mondays.
Pun and done.