With some light tweaking, the two aren't all that different.
Come feel the good feels.
That's it?!
This is the dumbest thing you will see today.
Your favorite porn stars may be from your neck of the woods.
Maybe just stick to "Oh, baby, oh."
Worst. Personal ad. Ever.
Today you laugh. Tomorrow? Man, screw tomorrow.
At least he was honest.
This could make for a great new season of "Prison Break."