Or flowers. Flowers are good, too.
What are the chances?
With some light tweaking, the two aren't all that different.
Come feel the good feels.
That's it?!
This is the dumbest thing you will see today.
Your favorite porn stars may be from your neck of the woods.
Maybe just stick to "Oh, baby, oh."
Worst. Personal ad. Ever.
Today you laugh. Tomorrow? Man, screw tomorrow.