Google has some explaining to do.
Get outta the way!
This cat is yours now. Deal with it.
'You'll shoot your eye out' is an understatement.
Get in here now.
Eye eating parasites is a thing.
Probably not the type of education parents want for their kids.
As accurate as Ancestry.com
Laugh the day away.
If any of these stories are about you, you might be a redneck.