No need to hit the panic button over radiation just yet.
What "I swear this has never happened to me before" really means.
The next threat was going to be a real-life Red Wedding.
But at least they're fun to try.
These facts do not stink.
There's a fine line between daring and incredibly stupid.
Avoid everyone, all the time.
Strep throat is really a delightful stitch pattern.
Another reason why spring cleaning is the worst.
Today seems like a good day for fasting now.