The Big List: The Face Behind Bitcoin – Unmasked!

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Time to become a celebrity basketball player, make a notoriously terrible video game, wait a few decades, try to collect money from people on the internet to make a sequel to the game, despite the fact that you are wealthy beyond belief, do some slam dunks or something and check out these links!

 

The Face Behind Bitcoin

bitcoin-facehttp://mag.newsweek.com/2014/03/14/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto.html

His name is Satoshi Nakamoto. Meanwhile, here’s the guy behind Dogecoin.

 

Batkid Got Bumped From The Oscars, But Still Hung Out With Spider-Man

batkidhttp://www.today.com/entertainment/batkid-oscar-segment-didnt-work-was-scrubbed-academy-says-2D79329193

I mean, they had to spend 45 minutes eating pizzas and taking selfies.

 

Shaq Is Crowd Funding A ‘Shaq-Fu’ Sequel

http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/6/5477472/shaq-fu-sequel-crowdfunding

For $500, Shaq will follow you on Instagram. For $750, Shaq will send a video of himself laughing at you.

 

A Very Important And Scientific Ranking Of Jerry’s Girlfriends On Seinfeld

jerry-seinfeld-girlfriendhttp://www.uproxx.com/tv/2014/03/scientific-ranking-jerrys-girlfriends-seinfeld/

I think the author man-handled this well.

 

12-Year-Old Couldn’t Begin To Guess Name Of Friend Whose House He Visits To Play Xbox

http://www.theonion.com/articles/12yearold-couldnt-begin-to-guess-name-of-friend-wh,35442/

If I were a kid, I would’ve 1000% wanted my nickname to be “Flamethrower.”

 

That’s all for this this unmasked edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.