Axel Braun is at it again. The award-winning director of such porn parody classics as Avengers XXX, Man of Steel XXX and Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX (co-starring CraveOnline‘s film channel editor and B-Movies Podcast co-host William “Bibbs” Bibbiani… yes, really) will release the long-awaited Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody on April 17, 2014. That means the porn parody will beat the actual, mainstream studio release to the punch by two whole weeks, since Marc Webb’s Amazing Spider-Man 2 won’t hit theaters until May 2.
And because he’s such a fan of CraveOnline and everything we stand for, Braun sent us exclusive, never-before-seen stills from Spider-Man XXX 2 seven months in advance of the film’s release, to the day! Check out this special sneak preview of the adult stars and their spiffy costumes and tell us which Spider-Man sequel looks more faithful to the comic books. We dare you.
Exclusive Gallery: Spider-Man XXX 2
Will a porn parody put Marc Webb's Amazing Spider-Man sequel to shame?
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Axel Braun Directs Xander Corvus, as Spider-Man
"That's me convincing Xander Corvus to jump off a 20ft high scaffolding," says director Axel Braun. "Note the impossibly awesome new Spidey costume. No, seriously."
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Dani Daniels, as Arachne
"Dani Daniels as the ridiculously hot Arachne," Braun points out matter-of-factly.
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Mysterio
According to Braun, "This is… well, duh."
"Duh" indeed.
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Veruca James, as Sasha Kravinoff
"This is Sasha Kravinoff, who will attempt to resuscitate Kraven the Hunter," says Axel Braun, alluding to Spider-Man XXX 2's storyline.
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Xander Corvus, as Spider-Man
"Xander striking a serious Spidey-pose. I said it before, and I'll say it again: he is a better Spider-Man than both Tobey and Garfield…and Nicholas Hammond."
That's quite a boast from Axel Braun. If only we could quote him on that.
"And you can quote me on that."
Well, fair enough.
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Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody hits DVD on April 17, 2014.