The Big List: The Supreme Court Double Whammy!

June 27, 2013

By Geoffrey Golden

The Onion: Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-what-is-technically-speaking-pro,32966/

Gay people, rejoice! Or rather, nod your head and shrug in acknowledgement.

Six States Are Already Moving Forward With Voting Restrictions After Supreme Court Decision

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/06/27/2223471/six-states-already-moving-forward-with-voting-restrictions-after-supreme-court-decision/

Racism is over. Time to re-racify!

25 Bike-Riding Officers Catch Duo Having Sex In Park

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/25-Bike-Riding-Officers-Catch-Duo-Having-Sex-in-Park-Police-213200701.html

You have the right to put your goddamn clothes back on.

26 Kids Who Are Definitely Going Places

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/26-kids-who-are-definitely-going-places

Andy dares to dream big.

A Redditor Explains Why Real Journalism Is Dead In US Mainstream Media

http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1h60gd/eli5_why_dont_journalists_simply_quote_obamas/car7y5t

It’s like an Aaron Sorkin speech, only more true than ridiculously overdramatic.

That’s all for this gay married edition of The Big List.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.