5 Classic Video Games: Now With Portals

June 5, 2012

Aperture Science must be working on a time travel device. How else can you explain the Portal Gun getting into the hands of 8-bit/16-bit era video game heroes like Mario, Guile and Mega Man? GLaDOS is guilting me into showing you these videos of what 5 classic video games would look like with portals:

Mario with a Portal Gun

If you like this short, you can pretty much play it.

Street Fighter 2 with a Portal Gun

Go home and be a portal man.

Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

Link’s most heroic battle involves chickening Ganon to death.

Mega Man with a Portal Gun

Until the end, I would have believed this was an actual weapon in the game.

Tetris with Portals

Oddly enough, this game is also playable.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.