Are you hungry for some pizza? I know I am. Unfortunately, those “geniuses” in Silicon Valley haven’t figured out a way to send pizza through cable lines. Social networking? More like social not-working… on sending pizzas through the internet!
So instead, here are 7 funny signs about pizza. Hopefully, this’ll tide you over until the pizza guy shows up. Oh man. So hungry…
The Fresh Pizza
Looks like someone is having a good Willenium. [via]
Unarmed Pizza
I guess I’ll just leave them in the car then—wait a minute! [via]
Critically-Acclaimed Pizza
“Uh, I didn’t order any meth on this.” [via]
Confusing Pizza
Ahhh, my brain hurts. Please put some aspirin on my pizza, thanks. [via]
Unappetizing Pizza
Y’know, I’m not even really hungry. [via]
Pizza’s Role in 9/11
Okay, pizza may not be a hero, but it’s certainly no coward! [via]
Pizza Power
I remain cautiously optimistic. [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header image via.
