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Screaming Homeless Man Upset He’s No Longer Crazy, Is He Now Exempt From Running For Congress in the Fall?

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With the bar to run for Congress now low enough for Peter Dinklage to trip over, it’s getting harder and harder to distinguish between Republican members of Congress and your neighborhood screaming homeless man on the street corner. (We’re looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene.) Now that our country is a full-blown, category-5 Idiocracy, it seems as though the screaming homeless man might be exempt from running for Congress.

Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (or “Klan Mom”) seems to be in perpetual competition with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) over who is truly the most unqualified psycho in Congress. While eschewing the traditional work of enacting legislation in favor of spouting debunked far-right conspiracies, Greene is most mocked for claiming Jewish-controlled space lasers were behind wildfires in California. And well, that’s where the screaming homeless man draws the line.

“Look, I spend most of my days yelling at people going to work about how a giant city cockroach is preparing to invade the city and make us all its slaves, but even I can’t wrap my head around jewish space lazors,” said screaming homeless man.

In short, the screaming homeless man is simply not crazy enough to be a member of Congress.


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