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How a Single Guy Takes a Self-Respecting Selfie In 9 Steps

Photo: Marco Bottegelli (Getty Images)

When aliens finally tune in to our planetary frequency, the overwhelming image they find will most likely be of the human selfie. But while some selfies may impress our hyper-intelligent neighbors, the vast majority will fall short, causing hardcore judgment from our intergalactic travelers, who will turn around in their spaceships, disappointed, and never bother to ring our proverbial doorbell again.

Save the future of human/alien relations by stepping up your selfie game with these nine simple selfie tricks. Not only will they aid us in space diplomacy, they may just land you the girlfriend of your dreams. Or one from out of this world.

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