Tax Day Tweets Will Soften the Crushing Blow of Being Alive
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Two things in life are certain: death and taxes. Well, that and the pain in between each.
But thanks to Tax Day tweets, your terrible existence is about to get a light pat on the butt. So whether you owe thousands or you’re getting $500 back to put towards the hundreds of thousands you owe in crushing student debt, let us (and Twitter) ease your weary minds, since the new tax system Trump enacted didn’t do that for you.
Now go get yourself a drink, you earned it. Got to spend those tax savings on something!
happy tax day! don’t forget to write off the president
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 15, 2019
I paid more in Federal taxes this year than Chevron. FFS… https://t.co/wPz745q8q5
— Bryan 🇺🇸 #PoliceThePolice (@swimmerbr78) April 15, 2019
— The Simpsons (@Simpsons_tweets) April 15, 2019
#TaxDay Tip: Be wise with your refund money and spend literally all of it on BUSCH.
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) April 15, 2019
— Funny You Should Ask (@FYSAShow) April 15, 2019
— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 15, 2019
Oh well. Checks and balances had a good run.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 12, 2019
The common denominator between Coachella, Game Of Thrones and The Masters is they’re all this weekend and everyone is on Molly.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 13, 2019
— Siuslaw Public Library (@SiuslawLibrary) April 15, 2019
Made a promise to myself years ago that I wouldn’t watch Billions until I’m on it
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 15, 2019
Millions of Americans will put tax checks in the mail today. Meanwhile, the secretary of the treasury and head of the IRS continue to refuse to turn over Trump's tax returns to Congress for reasons even they can't clearly articulate. #TaxDay
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) April 15, 2019
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