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What a rough week. First, Luke Perry passes and now the terrible news of Alex Trebek’s cancer. But we have to stay positive, folks. We have to continue to laugh, which is why we’re here and why we show up each week.
Did you know when a week dies, a collection of funniest tweets is born from it for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure? If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health.
Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.
How about Tim Apples? pic.twitter.com/uAclVjbjRq
— Bryan Paulk (@thebryanpaulk) March 7, 2019
If u believe in guardian angels, there's no such thing as unprotected sex.
— Kate Quigley (@KateQFunny) March 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/devinbrugman/status/1103703108880723968
https://twitter.com/sadowski23/status/1103708878682779648
#LeBronJames In the locker room after the loss pic.twitter.com/SVjh75NM8U
— Trap Jesus (@m0nstakat) March 7, 2019
James Franco stars in another remarkable true story of survival…..127 Flushes https://t.co/XspjgZwNNk
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 3, 2019
My therapist won’t validate my parking but he will validate my feelings about it.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 6, 2019
me:
everyone: no one:— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 7, 2019
When you’re done here: Mandatory Funny Photos Of The Day
Best Buffet Ever! pic.twitter.com/vS0aixWz8v
— C’est La Vie (@Robert_Beau) March 6, 2019
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead https://t.co/NTK6NnLnGF pic.twitter.com/a8VR1x2X21
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/buttabarba/status/1103081471072522240
13 yo looks at car radio.
“What’s Steely Dan?”
“It’s a band.”
“What does their name mean?”
“It’s the name of a dildo in a book about drugs.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”It’s called parenting, people.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 6, 2019
A good use of your limited time on earth is to get really mad about food no one’s personally making you eat
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/fuggirls/status/1103050755705978880
A Message from Alex Trebek: pic.twitter.com/LbxcIyeTCF
— Jeopardy! (@Jeopardy) March 6, 2019
