Top Memes: Bitch High as Fuck Edition

With all the live-action reboots of Disney animated classics being made, it will be interesting to see whether the studio will address one less-known fact about their princess – that they like to get high, like Jon Lajoie high. In the past Disney movies this was subliminally implied, all the clues were there, we were just too young and innocent to notice that. Luckily, as we get older we got some top memes out of it, (in)appropriately named Bitch High as Fuck.

The meme grew organically, and it’s hard to determine where it started, but it’s most likely that Pocahontas talking to Grandmother Willow is the original. And it’s really fitting as Pocahontas does feel connected to the Earth and all beings, something that unfortunately happens to modern people only when the weed is insanely good. And that raccoon sure looks like a crafty supplier.

On a side note, Grandmother Willow definitely turned into Jigsaw from the Saw series, the resemblance is uncanny and she is probably taking revenge this way.
Top memes - Snow WhiteProbably the second meme of the bunch is from the 1937 Disney movie Snow White, and it features The Evil Queen talking to a mirror. Like we’ve all done on our trips to the bathroom, gauging how red our eyes are, angrily asking the mirror some important questions.
Top memes Snow WhiteThe world of Snow White was obviously similar to Denver, Colorado of today as weed was spread out and destigmatized since the princess was smoking it too. Luckily, these weren’t the woodland creatures Cartman imagined in South Park as that would be the definition of a bad trip.
Top Memes - Mulan High as FuckDragons tend to be seen when there are harder drugs involved, but we don’t know what Mulan has been smoking in China 1500 years ago.

As per usual, the meme evolved and started grasping subjects other than Disney movies, and this is commonly when the meme flourishes.
Top Memes High as FuckFirstly we have the transition to other animated movies, this one fitting perfectly with the format. Making you wonder how much weed Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman do in South Park, or if Mr. Hankey appears to them because of the sewer fumes. Howdy ho! 
Top Memes - Leia OrganaIn a way, Leia Organic is a Disney princess now since the company bought the rights to Star Wars, and she went on a real marijuana bender apparently. Her story could actually be a good anti-marijuana advert, as no one would like to end up next to a Jabba-looking creature. And it would still be more believable than the stuff we actually get to see in those ludicrous anti-weed campaigns which usually just make us go “Bruuuuh”.
Top Memes EveThe meme continued to grow into other made up stories… Calm your horses, it’s a joke, don’t be going out starting a protest and shit.
Top Memes High as Fuck MathEventually, like all top memes, it dwelled with some real-life topics everybody can relate to and we can remember this exact thought coming into our mind in math class. Even though we didn’t really know what weed was at the time. 
Top Memes - Kobe BryantYet, out of all the situations characters in this meme were involved in, this seems unlikeliest. Kobe Bryant passing the ball is some blue meth imagination stuff, no weed is that potent.
Top Memes - Bad Luck BrianWe like it the most when two memes combine making a top meme, and of course that Bad Luck Brian didn’t have the luck to be left out of the newer trend. But he was definitely not the only one, as even obscure memes like the Starship Troopers ones got the treatment. 

And remember, always smoke responsibly, if you encounter any of these situations take Grandmother Willow’s harsh advice.
Top Memes - Grandmother WillowDo you have some more top memes from the Bitch High as Fuck category, if so, please share them in the comments and shit.