An Olympic Pole Vaulter’s Penis Shattered His Dreams In The Worst Way Possible

Photo: FRANCK FIFE/AFP (Getty).

Can they even show that on TV? I mean I’m sure it’s an exciting moment and all, but still.

Japanese vaulter Hiroki Ogita learned the hard way (OK, I’ll stop with the wang jokes until I get through this) that the qualifying round of the Rio Olympic Games’ stiffest competition is yourself (I lied). But don’t get too hung up on all these innuendos. Leave that to Ogita.

Although this unfortunate trouser malfunction cost Ogita his livelihood, at least his manlihood remains firmly intact.

h/t Someecards

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