12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed

I get it — opening a champagne bottle can turn into a horror movie if you aren’t lucky, as someone’s eye is usually at risk. And since so many champagne bottles are opened daily for a party, a wedding or just to celebrate the fact that you’ve survived another day in your life, chances are that accidents are going to happen.

Check out 12 times that folks felt the wrath of a botched champagne bottle opening.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Looks like he left his bride unsatisfied.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Bro, wait a few years into the marriage before you start thinking of eliminating your wife.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
When everything in your life is too perfect and something has to give.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Getting her wet was his plan all along, right?

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Champagne will come in handy in case he finds out he can still have children after that.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Knocking out your lady sure is something those party guests won’t ever forget.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
He was asking for it when he decided to wear socks and sandals.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Buy a bottle of champagne and take home a broken nose for no extra charge.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Man, he thought he was in the safe zone. He was wrong.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
When adulthood hits you.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
As if he didn’t look uncool enough.

12 Times People Attempted To Open A Champagne Bottle And Completely Failed
Is that Miley Cyrus? And is that karma for the music she’s made us listen to?

h/t Pleated-Jeans

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