Hey, it’s 2016. If you aren’t sharing every single second of your life to every stranger on the Internet then you aren’t living. And that’s why this dude named Miles shared a moment of his life with everyone; namely, live-tweeting the moment the boyfriend of the girl he was messing around with came home.
Posted on Miles’ Twitter, we are introduced to Miles in his closet, and from there this story takes a lot of strange turns. Take a look at how it unfolded below:
I’m over this girl’s crib in Madison and her man here. I got a charger and her wifi I’m coolin. Update soon pic.twitter.com/nHarYdPAAu
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Update: she asked me what I wanted to eat but for now she brought me a Capri Sun pic.twitter.com/ThXHnZXGjJ
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
10:55 CST: I think her and her mans left. The front door closed so I’m just gonna go to the fridge
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:00 CST: Bruh her fridge hella stocked but you already know what a man went for. pic.twitter.com/5vhbdOtf1Q
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:41 CST: Escape plan in motion pic.twitter.com/LrbLwCjTMr
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:59 CST: I’m out dis!!! Idk why 12 is here. But I’m just gonna mind my business and keep it movin….. pic.twitter.com/exkp81adOf
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
12:10 CST: Road to freedom. Glory to God for keeping me out of harms way. this Diana Ross too nice bruh pic.twitter.com/x8LyHKCFXk
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 201
12:40 CST: made it back to crib about 10 minutes ago. But I’m gonna bump this Carti and hit the bed. pic.twitter.com/thtOJ0UOjJ
— darkskin spicoli (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
h/t The LAD Bible
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