Someone Is Trying To Sell The Creepiest Doll Imaginable For A Dollar On Craigslist

April 5, 2016

If you frequent the Oklahoma City “For Sale” items on Craigslist, you may have stumbled upon a sight that would give Chucky from the “Child’s Play” films nightmares. Or a boner. Either way, it’s not good. But hey, if the price is right.

Any takers? Here’s the full listing if you want all the gory details. You’ll notice next to “condition,” they wrote “salvage.” Nice touch. It’s comforting to know she may have murdered the entire crew of a cargo ship before making her way onto your mantel.

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).