Obviously, the actual joke the following text conversation is based on is “Why did the chicken cross the road?” You’d think “to get to the other side” would be an answer that not only applies to chickens, but essentially any form of domestic fowl such as ducks, geese, or even turkeys. You’d be wrong.
If you’ve ever heard someone say that turkeys are so dumb, they’d drown themselves by looking up for too long in a rainstorm, it’s not true. But they will, however, stand stationary in front of a moving car. So that’s probably not doing such a misconception any favors.
(via UNILAD)
