Aside from the occasional lucid dream where I wake up swinging at nothing and cursing at myself for watching an “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” rerun before bed, I can’t say that I’ve ever been accused of talking in my sleep. That isn’t exactly the case for the guy below, who is lucky to have a wife who has made it her hobby to text him everything he says while he’s counting sheep.
Check out some of his best sleep-talk below:
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