Everyone has received a wrong number text, and some of may have even received a wrong number nude, but the poor guy in this story not only got a dick pic he never requested, but he got a bunch of different ones after someone gave out his number on Tinder.
Mike Ryan (who writes at Uproxx) learned that a woman named Carilyn gave out his number on Tinder and asked men to send her pictures of their manhood. Problem was Mike was the one that got all those pictures. And he shared his experience on Twitter for all of us to enjoy.
Oh my god. I’m not making this up. Some dude just misdialed (?) texted me a dick pic. He’s holding his penis next to a beer can.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Oh no! It’s not a beer can! It’s a stick of Axe deodorant!
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Does anyone have an app to blur stuff out you’d recommend?
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Here’s the random photo I just got texted to me. I used some online paint to paint over his penis. pic.twitter.com/fkH5q1RyR9
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Okay, so, another person just sent me a dick pick. Someone named Carilyn is giving out my number requesting pictures of penises.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Oh, good, there’s a third person now. pic.twitter.com/6H5Bf3e1YO
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Here’s my conversation with dick pic #1. We are friends now. pic.twitter.com/kVBboRK7JZ
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I responded to the third guy, the sexting guy. pic.twitter.com/WhmsSNiXVR
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The sexting guy is accusing me of catfishing him. pic.twitter.com/vrfw1yN1Iq
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I let the second dick pic guy know he’s been tricked. He was about to send a video. pic.twitter.com/RH0EsFDXEq
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The second dick pic guy is now apologizing. I’m lecturing him about sending pictures of his penis to strange phone numbers.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Okay, I know I’ve said this before, but this all appears to be over. Carilyn seems to be done with Tinder for the evening.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
He looks like Chris O’Dowd.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Here’s mystery man number four. pic.twitter.com/JpAKhu8rO5
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I’m cool with suitor man number four now. He seems nice. pic.twitter.com/1U5SgJRolz
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I learned from man stranger #4 that he’s been talking to Carilyn for a week. He’s now blocked. pic.twitter.com/sWEyQ7o9vS
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
So, dick pic guy #1 sent a picture of a woman. I sent that to #4 asking if that’s Carilyn. Said “no.” We’re cool now pic.twitter.com/ZWFERj1Ll8
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Here’s my fifth suitor of the evening. pic.twitter.com/ZzNnvWUK9m
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I have a sixth guy now. pic.twitter.com/AvdTyELBbs
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Guy #6 is mad I sent him a nude picture of The Thing and that I’m wasting his time. pic.twitter.com/9tcd7RuLq9
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Guy #5 on the beach wanted to see a picture of me. I sent him one. pic.twitter.com/bu6GAZYyXw
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
After sending guy #5 the picture of me and Boss Hogg, he still wanted to see more. pic.twitter.com/A9A0Am5WWo
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
After sending guy #5 the picture of me and Boss Hogg, he still wanted to see more. pic.twitter.com/A9A0Am5WWo
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Guy #6 doesn’t know much about Carilyn. Even got her name wrong. We’re friends now though. pic.twitter.com/qrGHVsGdET
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
My fifth guy (beach guy) is doubting those are pictures of me. I asked why he texted me and he got mad. pic.twitter.com/A9erhCkyzF
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I have a new seventh person. I’m now legitimately worried what my phone will look like when I wake up tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/skLwWivYRL
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Devin is taking a different approach than the others. pic.twitter.com/t4sEYI5NRF
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I don’t think #5 beach guy is getting it. pic.twitter.com/zMACrEF1xL
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
I have a 9th suitor. I have big news: he sent me a screenshot of Carilyn’s profile.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
He says he can trace login details. Here’s a picture of Carilyn’s profile: pic.twitter.com/M8z1Gt98tu
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The guy in Long Beach asked me to send him “something sexy.” pic.twitter.com/O28RkdpuhT
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The guy in Long Beach asked me to send him “something sexy.” pic.twitter.com/O28RkdpuhT
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Someone named Benny wants to come over. He has a PS4 and Mad Dog. pic.twitter.com/z7ap4KARNy
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The guy who I sent the Star Wars picture to responded with a picture of himself masturbating. (I added paint.) pic.twitter.com/XJGCV8a5c3
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Benny with the PS4 and Mad Dog turned out to be @davelozo playing a prank. I wish these were all Dave Lozo.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
This guy sent an audio message. I refuse to listen to it. pic.twitter.com/JAbqy9wjzO
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
This guy threw one last Hail Mary before giving up. pic.twitter.com/x66F5ZrXkd
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
The guy who sent me that last penis picture apologized. We are friends now. pic.twitter.com/yAe73GJVCf
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Thanks to everyone for putting up with all this. Your tweets kept me strong.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) November 4, 2015
Any Tinder bio that states “I’m super horny. No point in lying, right?” has to be legit. Right?
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