Angry Customer Writes Hilarious Rant To Postal Service Comparing Them (Unfavorably) To Turtles

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Maybe the postal service is dying for a reason. There’s Amazon and drones and bike messengers that are really fast, and yet the United States Postal Service still can’t deliver a package on time. So when the angry customer below got his package eight days late, even after paying extra for priority delivery, he decided to let them know just how much they suck. And he did it in truly hilarious fashion.

Something tells me the guy who wrote this is this kid all grown up.

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And speaking of turtles: 10 Things About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles That Never Made Sense