I just received my third jury duty summons. The past two times I was summoned, I was selected to serve on a jury both times. I fully expect to end up on a jury this time around and I already know the kinds of people I’ll have to be coming to an agreement with. The worst of the worst. If you’ve ever served on a jury, you know damn well that these are all of the people who will be serving with you.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.