Fire and alcohol should never be combined. Especially in your mouth. This young man learns that lesson the hard way when he tries to show off (for a girl, presumably) by lighting an Absinthe shot on fire and then pouring it down his throat. The results are immediate and terrifying, as it looks like not only the inside of his mouth catches fire, but somehow his outer cheek, too. Good God, learn a safer party trick, buddy.
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