In a horrifically graphic and detailed blog post, Melissa Schuman, former member of the girlband Dream, claims Nick Carter…
Get this garbage music a contract!
How uncharacteristically sweet.
No more using a fork like a sucker.
No need for Batman, this dude's got it.
So what's NASA hiding from us?
Bit of a c*ck-up.
Oh, stewardess? Yeah, make it a double, please.
Lolbert.
Chalk one up for us nerds.