100 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names: National League

I don’t blame you if you slacked off coming up with an awesome fantasy baseball team name. You were busy with life. You barely had time to pick up a ragged, old magazine as you zipped through 7-11.

Okay… I blame you a little. But, I also have your back. In my annual tradition I have combed through the universe and spent the off season coming up with the best fantasy names.

I went through each team and created only the finest team names for you to use. No need to thank me all at once. I even made sure to keep each under 20 characters so you can use them in Yahoo leagues. 

National League East

Nationals

The Bryce Is Right

Desmonds Are Forever

Werthwhile

Fister in the Sun

Gio On Your Way

TstesLkeStrausbrries

Yunel BeforeYourGod

GermanScherzerVideos

Braves

Mike Minor Threat

Teheran You Apart

Medlen Kids (Now with Royals)

Marlins

No Leg to Stanton

Giancarlo N Behold

Rebel Yelich

The 7 Year Yelich

Scratch My Yelich

Dee Gordon’s Nuts

Wizard of Ozuna

Phillies

Ben Revere’s Ride

Mets

The Duda Abides

Duda Math

DeGrom Nom Nom

Harveys Wallbangers

Cuddyer Straits

DrunkBehndTheWheeler

WrightHere,WrightNow

Syndergaarden Cop

National League Central

Pirates

ShopMarte ShopSMarte

Starling Morghulis

Citizen Kangs

McCutch Oven

McCutch 22

CookingIn McCutcheon

Pop the McCutch

Arr, Walker the Plank

Neil Sky-Walker

Gerrit Cole Trains

Reds

StartTheReactorCueto

You Votto Know

Grand Theft Votto

Whole Votto Love

Runnin’ W/ The Devin

MockingJay Bruce

Cardinals

Get the Hell Yadier

Just Lance, Baby

Wacha Wacha Wacha

Wacha This Way

CarryOnMyHeywardSon

Brewers

My Ass is on Fiers

Brains and Braun

SomethingSeemsAramis

Brauny Men

WhatCanBraunDo4You?

More Braun ThanBrain

Lohse Cannons

AllHellsBreakinLohse

Cool Hand Lucroy

Cubs

Soler Powered

Soler Flares

Sporting Hammel Toe

URMy STARLINS & Moon

Fo Shizzle My Rizzo

Rizzo Dark Thirty

National League West

Dodgers

Having a Grandal Time

50 Shades of Greinke

KershawshankRdmption

Spark Puig

Bay of Puigs

Shock Joc

Joc Itch

Ryu Kidding Me?

Ryu’s Hadouken

Giants

CAIN’t Touch This

WorkingOnA Cain Gang

I’m Doing Aoki

You Madison, Bro?

Insane Clown Posey

Champs or Bust-er

Pocketful of Posey

Pence Up Aggression

Swing’in for the Pences

Warning: Fragile Cargo

Dangerous Cargo

Dude,Where’sMyCargo?

Rockies

Tulo DownDirty Shame

SHARK AreNADO

Padres

Circle Gyorko

Story of Myers & Ice

Muck and Myers

Justin Uptown Girl

Kempire of the Sun

Kempire Strikes Back

Agents of SHIELD

Shields @ Full Power

D’backs

Rusty Trumbo

Yasmany it takes

As Gold As It Gets

Goldy & 3 Dbacks

Better Call Paul (Goldy)

Unbreakable Goldy Schmidt

Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.

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