What’s more awesome than your favorite movie or video game? Maybe watching somebody do your favorite character’s stunts in real life. People really can jump like Mario and climb walls like Spider-Man – it just takes a lot of skill and practicing those parkour moves. Here are 10 nerdy parkour videos:
Super Mario Brothers Parkour
Their hats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as they are.
Assassin’s Creed 4 Parkour
Oh no, he’s there to assassinate Stan Lee! Somebody stop him!
Stan Lee Parkour
On second thought, maybe Stan Lee can take care of himself.
Star Wars Parkour
May the flips be with you.
Silent, but jumping.
Slender Man Parkour
I thought he was more of an “I’ll sneak up on you in the dark” kinda guy.
With great power comes a lot of wall-jumping.
Life’s A Game Parkour
Sonic is gonna be so pissed that guy took his rings.
Mirror’s Edge Parkour
I get a little dizzy just watching this.
These are the zombies you should be afraid of. The super fast, acrobatic kind.
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.