The animal kingdom is trying to figure out why humans would strap boards to our feet and slide down snowy hills. They’re generally more into eating and sleeping, so let’s give credit to these brave, few animals for entering the “white” world of sports. Here are 5 videos of animals skiing:
Skiing Cat
That’s why God gave cats Velcro.
Skiing Ostrich
By skiing, he’s really sticking his neck out.
Snowboarding Dogs
Pimping ain’t easy. Neither is training a dog to do this.
Skiing Porcupine
That porcupine’s a snowboarder trying to make a statement.
Skiing “Horse”
There’s nothing in the rulebook that says two guys dressed as a horse can’t enter the Olympics. Wait, no, never mind. Page 5.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
