Bristol Palin Thinks Her Third Baby Was A Surprise God Gave Her

so excited!! link in bio

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Bristol Palin is so excited for you to read link in bio. Here’s what you read when you click link in bio.

We are so excited about our expanding family!! Looking back many months ago, I would never have dreamed this is where I would be. Is this not proof God is full of good surprises, when you put your life in His hands? Dakota and I have been through trials in the public eye, and I am so thankful for where we are today. God brought us together. And then back together. Pretty miraculous.

I won’t really get into this, but like, imagine believing any of that was true. He came in you without protection. Not exactly sure how getting pregnant after that is a surprise.

Keeping with our unconventional life, it has been so much fun to keep this news just among our family and friends for the first half of our pregnancy; that Dakota knows the baby’s gender but the rest of us won’t until he or she is born; and even while pregnant with Sailor (under more unconventional circumstances) I always knew a third child someday would complete our family.

Unclear how Dakota knowing the sex of the baby when nobody else does is fun, but these people are from Alaska. This probably is fun to them. And apparently her second kid, Sailor, was in her womb “under more unconventional circumstances”. Yeah. That’s definitely one way to say it. Another way to say it is that Bristol’s legs are open longer than Waffle House while her vagina is supposed to believe in abstinence. You can see how that could end up being a “huge disappointment“.  And this third baby will complete your family? I thought it was God’s surprising you? Are you saying he’s done surprising you? He told you that? I’m confused. Does he know this? What did he say? Tell me his exact words. Are you saying if (“if” LOL)  you get pregnant again it won’t be a God surprise but another kind of surprise? I really need more info on this.

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