I guess Amy Schumer topless in the Pirelli Calendar is supposed to represent female empowerment or a positive body image message or something like that. If she wants to take her top off, hey, go for it. I just wish she’d put the top back on that jar of mayonnaise that I assume is immediately just out of frame.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…