For the third time in five months, Jimmy Fallon has fucked up a body part. This time it was his hand. No, not the one that required surgery and 10 days in ICU (and the NYPD wouldn’t release the 911 calls). The other one. The one that was grabbing a bottle of Jager.
While in Cambridge on Saturday evening to be honored by the Harvard Lampoon, Harvard University’s humor magazine, Fallon tripped and fell while holding a bottle of Jaegermeister, and subsequently made a trip to Massachusetts General Hospital. A source tells PEOPLE that “everything is totally fine” and “It was all part of the celebration in the street and some random girl kneeled down in front of him abruptly as he was turning around and he tripped over her because he didn’t see her.”
No worries. Everything is totally fine. Totally. Totally Fine. Just a sorcerer made a girl magically appear at his ankles while he pushed through a crowd to get some more liquor, because it should be obvious at this point he’s a raging alcoholic at this point, right? Pregnant Mexicans running across the border don’t fall this much. I’m sure one of them would like a hosting gig.
Here’s Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” deposition and Bail Ling being casual on Wilshire this weekend because I wanted to put everyone with dependencies in one post:
Bai Ling Naked
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Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com -
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
Bai Ling takes a wild walk down Wilshire Boulevard on her way to present at the International Fashion Film Awards Featuring: Bai Ling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 25 Oct 2015 Credit: WENN.com
