Jon Hamm Is Single, Ladies

Since everyone is getting divorced, Jon Hamm and his wife of 18 years, Jennifer Westfeldt, decided they might as well.

“With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history,” the couple tells PEOPLE in a joint statement. “We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward.”

Jennifer Westfeldt is 45 and Jon Hamm is Jon Hamm and likes when you look at his junk, so I’m not sure why this hasn’t happened sooner. I hope Kim Davis protests this whenever her retirement fund has reached it’s goal so she can leave jail.

UPDATE: Somebody informed me they weren’t actually married, but it was 18 years so whatever.