Kate Moss Got Drunk On A Plane, Called The Pilot A “Basic Bitch”

Supermodel Kate Moss got drunk as hell on an easyJet flight from Bodrum, Turkey to London yesterday, where she was escorted off by Bedfordshire Police after they were called to deal with a “disruptive passenger”. The passenger, of course, being Kate Moss. The “basic bitch” in question is the pilot who has yet to be identified since he is allegedly hiding in a Target.

Kate Moss called the pilot of an easyJet flight a ‘basic bitch’ as she was led off the plane after drinking vodka she pulled from her cabin luggage, fellow passengers have said. The 41-year-old supermodel was flying back from Bodrum, Turkey – where she had been celebrating the 50th birthday of actress friend Sadie Frost – when the incident happened. She was escorted from the plane by police at Luton Airport after becoming ‘disruptive’, causing the pilot to phone ahead and ask officers to meet the flight. No arrests were made. A fellow passenger on flight EZY2232 has claimed Moss was refused alcohol and poured herself vodka from her cabin luggage before the incident. She told MailOnline: ‘She called the pilot a “basic bitch” as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. ‘But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.’ 

To recap, Kate Moss was drunk on easyJet vodka, got refused more easyJet vodka for being drunk, then got vodka out of her own luggage and got drunker, then told the pilot who asked the police to escort her off a plane that was already at it’s destination, “y’all some basic bitches for real” on the way out. If she wasn’t human, Kate Moss would be one of Khaleesi’s dragons.