Fat Rob has the sads and instead of just drinking pizza sauce, he’s also been sipping on sizzurp, because he was born without a vagina and still has the haunting memory of his mom trying to drown him at birth, because there is no money to me made with 14-year old penises because Michael Jackson is dead and the Jenner family isn’t Catholic. WHAT DRAMA!
Rob Kardashian’s family wants Rob to get help for what they say is a very bad drug problem … sources directly connected with the family tell TMZ. Our sources say the family is well aware of what has been going on with Rob, depicted by these photos during a drug-fueled party a few days ago. You can see Rob holding a double cup … the container of choice for Sizzurp. The cup on the table actually has the words, “Codeine Boys” emblazoned on it. He’s also seen smoking weed. We’re told the Kardashians have been calling rehab facilities, but Rob refuses to go. They feel desperate because they don’t know what to do and hope pictures like these may change Rob’s mind. The Kardashians have stepped up before … attempting an intervention for Lamar Odom’s drug problem.
Man, this is a pretty interesting storyline. Great job, E! writers and TMZ. If you play this right, he can propose to a bottle of codeine. That’s a two-hour primetime special right there.
