“My Queen Kim: Perfect Bitch” Was The Painting Kanye Gave Kim As A Wedding Present

Perfect Bitch


It is exquisite in its ratchetness.

Just stopping short of getting Kim’s bum cast in a precious metal – on track I Won he says “I wanna dip that ass in gold” – the thoughtful rapper has instead commissioned a picture of his new wife in just a g-string and Louboutins, called “Perfect B*tch”. So understated and classy – just like their wedding. The painting, which Kanye wants to hang in their bedroom, was done by anonymous street artist Bambi and, according to the artist’s agent and manager Leonard Villa, the brief from the rapper was “something regal but typically Kim”. Hmm, not sure if it quite worked out like that. Leonard says: “This has been done on metal and just completed in time for the couple’s return. “It was a recent commission and Bambi has turned it around in three weeks. The request came through an agent and the fee is in five figures.

Kim's ass looks like somebody dropped an old pot of mashed potatos in some carmel Crunch 'n Munch, so I wouldn't go as far as to call to call this bitch perfect, but Kanye painted himself into this corner, so I guess he has to make the best of it. And if that means paying some dude to paint a g-string on some metal, then hey, whatever works. Kanye can teach us all about love if we just open our hearts and listen.