If you're one of those people who haven't seen the first season of Netflix's utterly brilliant House of Cards yet, I hope whatever is wrong with you can be treated with love and proper medication. Or maybe an uppercut while you're in the middle of a sentence about how you don't watch popular shows. Why? Because Kevin Spacey absolutely slays it. Robin Wright bites the dick off every scene she's in and spits it out so she can use it make a necklace. And Kate Mara gets naked a lot. Like a lot. So you have until February 14th to watch it, because the trailer for season 2 just hit online. C'mon, don't be that guy.
