Somebody Has Offered Amanda Bynes A Record Deal To Rap

If you've ever read Amanda Bynes' Twitter, first of all, good for you. Secondly, you have already quickly learned that she is the prettiest woman in all the land and everybody else is ugly. Also, that she's insane. And another also, she wants to be a rapper. So if you're like everybody else in the world who have never heard of Chinga Chang Records, you will today because part of their marketing strategy is to latch on to a currently celebrity with a mental illness then try to milk publicity out of them. Sounds like a great place to work! Radar Online reports:

Daniel Herman of Chinga Chang Records label told RadarOnline.com exclusively that he has offered Amanda a record deal and is anticipating that they will be able to come to an agreement for the project. “I cleared the project with The Orchard and Sony Entertainment and they gave me the green light to go ahead,” the label owner said. Amanda has expressed a desire to be a hip hop artist and Daniel explained why he’s going after her for a record deal. “The fact that Amanda wants to do hip hop music means that Chinga Chang label is the best place for her to do this, because of my past experience with bringing pop and legitimate hip hop together.” Amanda’s obsession with Drake was also a reason Daniel said he’d like to producer her record.“I think that she’s more gangster than Drake,” he said. Daniel said he’s “reached out to Amanda’s attorneys to negotiate the deal.”

"More gangster than Drake"? We need a little more than that to go on, bro. My dog is more gangster than Drake and she had her picture taken with Santa Claus once while wearing a turltle neck sweater with bells on it.