Liam Neeson Is An Action Star At 59 Because Every Young Male Actor Is A Huge Vagina

“You hear me, Hitler? I’ve made a list. I’ve checked it twice. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t let the Jews go, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Then I will kill some wolves.”

Effectively bitch slapping Justin Timberlake, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, and any other gaywad you can think of right in their effeminate face, director of LIAM NEESON KICKS WOLF ASSThe Grey, Joe Carhahan, says Liam Neeson is still a viable action star because every young male actor in Hollywood is a preening little ladboy who still play with dolls. Film News UK reports:

“I don’t think it’s crazy when you have a town now that has put so much premium on boys instead of men. And has put so many shirtless 17-year-olds in front of the camera and tried to pass off as a masculine form,” he explained in an interview with Collider. “I have nothing against the younger generations, but I feel when I look in their eyes, I don’t see sh*t, man. I don’t see a life lived, I don’t see experience, I don’t see dirt under the nails, I don’t see loss, tragedy, you name it. “The reason that a guy like Liam, who’s nearly 60 years old who is having this resurgent kind of career swing is because we are sorely lacking in his ilk in this business right now.”

Honestly. You can’t get much more badass than Liam Neeson in Taken where he throat chopped his way to his kidnapped daughter. But if Robert Pattinson had starred in Taken at least we would have been able to see how effective a smolder and tears were against the Albanian mafia. Pretty damn effective I bet. Ladies?


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