Thanks to a Gchat this morning from this guy that simply said “HA Hugh Jackman”, I learned that Hugh Jackman almost zip-lined to his death in Sydney this morning while attempting to make a grand entrance on Oprah. Yes, I realize Hugh Jackman is Wolverine and has arms as big as my thighs, but he also dances with a cane and sings show tunes. I’m all about safety, so maybe next time they should use an estrogen level meter to ensure a crowd of idol worshiping white women get their money’s worth.
