Half Pound Of The Blackened Ham, Please

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It took me a while to figure out what was going in this picture of Beyonce leaving a nightclub in London because I was unsure if those were her thighs or the airbags deployed. I hate say anything about her gigantic legs, but if I was stranded on a desert island with her, the good news is that I wouldn’t have to look around that long to find something to build a raft.