Thanks to the awesome Vote For The Worst, everybody has been saying that American Idol finalist, Adam Lambert, is gay. I don’t see why, because when he came on stage on with eyeliner and daddy didn’t hug me hair and sang Broadway tunes, I was under the impression he was a UFC fighter or a Navy Seal, but gay? No way, man. No way. I’m just not buying it.
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