Since he’s still pretending that he’s leaving Hollywood and quitting acting, Joaquin Phoenix showed up to the premiere of his new movie, Two Lovers, with a message – BYE! GOOD. You could blindfold a kindergartner and it wouldn’t have looked like this. Instead of picturing Joaquin Phoenix’s first day at a real job, picture getting in a time machine and bringing back a Civil War soldier and taking him to Epcot. I can’t shake the feeling that their reactions would be similar.
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