Federal and Louisiana authorities are currently searching for a Wal-Mart employee who tried to sell pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her baby. One of the twelve pictures, which were dropped off at Wal-Mart to be developed by Spears’ boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, show Spears exposing her entire left breast. Since Spears is 17, a formal federal pornography investigation has been launched. Authorities are also investigating if they can find a story more fucking redneck. TMZ reports:
The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them. Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property. Other pics in the set include Britney holding the baby and one of Jamie Lynn, Britney, Brian (Brit’s bro), Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears around Jamie Lynn’s hospital bed. There are also pics of Maddie by herself, and there’s a picture of Jamie Lynn in a negligee holding the baby. Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we’re told Britney’s lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.”
There’s no word yet on the events surrounding that day as of right now. Details like if Casey Aldridge actually had on a coon skin cap or if he really made reservations at Waffle House. Or if Jamie Lynn Spears was chasing a chicken around the yard with a meat cleaver. I hate to speculate, but I’m pretty sure every one of those is true.
Jamie Lynn and and her young’n last month:
