This site is filled with used up skanks who are 21 and look 40 like the Hooter’s near my house, so as you look at these pictures of Jennifer Tilly at the premiere of Deal in Las Vegas last night, please keep in mind that by the second week of the 2008 NFL season, Jennifer Tilly will be 50. Fucking 50 years old. She’s old enough to have played tag with my mom, but I would jump over five cloned, naked Lindsay Lohan’s to run up in that. And by “run up in that” I mean “have sex with her.” My apologies, my cutting edge street slang tends to make some people uncomfortable.
Perv out.
