According to MTV Cribs, Kimberly Stewart lives at her daddy’s (Rod Stewart) 35 million dollar mansion. She’s also unmarried with no kids, and no “real” job to speak of, so with all that in mind, I can’t imagine why “personal trainer,” “personal chef,” and “mirrors” don’t appear to be on her list of priorities. This is a textbook example of really high self esteem and really big delusion. Given the fact that Kim Stewart is a really stuck up bitch, I can only imagine this is her friends’ fault and they’re laughing right now. “Yeah, wear that bikini, Kim! You look soooo hot! No, I wasn’t laughing. I just choked on a little vomit.”
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