Here are the latest photos from the set of destined-for-box-office-failure, Blonde Ambition. Never has Jessica Simpson looked more like Papa Joe Simpson in drag. In fact, maybe he’s her stand-in. Once this hits the big screen we’ll see a completely different person. Instead of looking like a fucked up blow up doll marked “IRREGULAR” in the discount bin at your local adult superstore, she’ll look like a more inflated one with better lighting.
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