Tom Brady is All Yours, Ladies

Through a statement from her publicist, Bridget Moynahan has revealed she and New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, have broken up after three years of dating.

Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady amicably ended their three year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made.”

Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings, two Super Bowl MVP trophies, three Pro Bowl appearances, a Sportsman of the Year award and looks like Matt Damon if Matt Damon was 1,000 times better looking. Bridget Moynahan was in I, Robot. I just don’t see how Tom Brady is going to get over this. Oh, I know, by going into any bar in America and having more asses in his lap than Santa.